i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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His apartment number was 69. I had to.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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