More tranny stories later!
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
We left the knife in your bed.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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