My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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