Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We need to rekindle our bromance
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
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