I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have aggressive nipples.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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