I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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