i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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