Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
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Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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