The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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