I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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