i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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