Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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