you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you didnt know i had herpes?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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