plz talk dirty to me
You work out of a Hotel?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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