I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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