were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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