woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
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I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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