I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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