Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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