I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
