i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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