careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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