I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
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so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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