Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
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Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
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Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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