OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
They took my balls.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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