my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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