are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
