she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
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It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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