i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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