He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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