i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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