it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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