I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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