i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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