It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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