Me too!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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