On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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