I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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