I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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