We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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