he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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