wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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