At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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