ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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