It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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