How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
This girl is more easily done than said...
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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