fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We just shotgunned beers for America
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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