she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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