He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I wish i was in the wii world.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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