Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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