Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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