He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just found puke in my bra..
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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