Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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