He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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