guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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