I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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