So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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