I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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